Number 101 

	I really rather care for fish
	In fact they are my favourite dish
        I love the sole
        I value dabs
        I prize all carp
        I lust for crabs
        I like to take small bits of dace
        And put them right into my face
        even like the cuttlefish
        He even likes the cuttlefish
        My midday snack's a stickleback
        My evening meal's a conger eel
        Oh yes there is no doubt of this
        That he is very fond of fish
        If I were given just one wish
        I'd have the world knee deep in fish
        I lunch on tench
        I dine on cod
        And break my fast on a gasteropod
        I'd like to coax an octopus
        To fill up my oesophagus
        I should have been a fishmonger
        He should have been a fishmonger
        I love biting
        Bits of whiting
        I fill my gut with halibut
        You must begin to get his drift
        He is an icthyophagist
        I guzzle guppies
        Gobble mullet
        Dispatch John Dory
        Down my gullet
        I like to insert shark and plaice
        And sprat and flounder in my face
        I have a catfish up my arse
        I have a brill in each nostril
        And Dover soles in both ear holes
        He's not a single orifice
        That's uninhabited by fish

                           
        by Graham Chapman and John Cleese